Your hair is worth more than my entire paycheck.

Planktonnn! That’s not what fun is about!

I didn’t get it yet then, and I won’t get it yet then, now.

“Men, remember, if the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.” – Red Green

According to the SPAM website, each can has 3,840mg of sodium.

When hosting a Leprechaun movie marathon, you could swap tapes and fast forward through the previews and new releases while the VHS you finished drives in reverse in the rewinder.

They come in clutch (haha) when the family sits down to watch Titanic and the second tape starts at that one scene with Rose wearing the necklace. And only the necklace.

Be kind, please rewind.

People who are trauma informed understand, “that poor kid (who has been abused) is damaged for life” is a true statement.

The strongest yeast variety would eventually take over the jar. Not before eating all the other, weaker yeastie boys and learning their secrets. Kinda like Kirby.

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