Apparently our ships warranty is running out. Luckily they’re calling about extending the warranty.

To boldly go where 2 dudes went last weekend.

Stephenie Meyer writing Jacob in the last book:

Dad was team Jacob all the way until the last book.

Classic boomer humor.

Alright we’ve finally gotten out of this sticky situation. Now let’s rub this gell all over ourselves sensually for decontamination.

This is just a misinterpretation of dog body language. This good boy doesn’t want to smell you. He’s opening his jowls so you can put skittles in there.

You have to have the CIA orchestrate the whole thing as a photo op. Otherwise it’s not a symbol of overthrowing tyranny. Instead it’s just sparkling terrorism.

When Friday is actually your Monday

I totally had to Google it.

I used this ton of c4 and a detonator to Macgyver up a bomb.

Simple yet effective.

I’d rather be sailing too

Love to see it

I know a lot of Ferengi. They aren’t people. Not until DS9 at least.

Except you’ve already lowered the bar. The original comment was AI generating the whole ID. Which is absolutely outside of their capabilities.

The advice she’s giving is specifically true for this situation and not generally true of all holograms.

You tell that councilor to come down here and say it to my face.

Except AI is not capable of simple tasks let alone this.