English is my 5th language. Gaelic is my 3rd.

Maybe a very specific allergy?

Oh shit yes. I don’t word. Thanks!

I just thought she had an interesting necklace =\

Imagine a world where being nice is an attractive quality

I think a racist misandrist double hates on women of a race they don’t like. Or does the double negative cancel out and they get a hard-on for women of a race they don’t like? I’m confus

After one snowy night, next morning I saw neighbours had crafted a meticulous Totoro (from Ghibli) from the snow. With all his fur dimples or whatever they’re called.

What’s that short for?

Lmgtfy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool

Poop has always been a way to assess health.

Exhibit A: the groom of the stool.

What about the youngest? I never know where cut off is.

Forget about 2, have you tried hiking the “EURO” mountain range? It goes up into space!

So take lsd and go star gazing.

Mmm dino cum

Brb putting stretchy Raspberry jam into my engines

What even is this limit? I’ve never seen this before?

There actually are noodles in Korea so spicy that these buldak stuff is apparently completely pedestrian.

I skipped the ‘a’ and thought: “Jate”?

5-10 minutes is forever in some places

I would think that comes with experience. Each to their own I suppose. If it makes the technology more accessible, I’m all for it, but not at the cost of increased prices.