People missing obvious puns really GRINDS my gears.

Sure, but that has nothing to do with being freshly ground resulting in a fresher taste. You can buy different grinds of salt.

It’s still important to know. It changes which bars I go to that day. The one attached to a steakhouse gets too busy, so I go to the one in a bbq restaurant.

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Also, pick a soundtrack, or two, before hand, especially if you have close neighbors.

It’s peanut butter jelly time!

Needs more golden carrot

The Secretary of Health and Human Services, probably.

And then I was all like “thou shalt NOT!”, but get this, a few thousand years later these fuckers on the ninth planet from their star thought they could be all sneaky and shit…

3

The gun is good!

if you can’t handle garlic and onion.

At that point I’d consider violating the terms of service.

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Four QPs.

Nope, in this one Sarah Michelle Gellar is a brunette!

Cruel Intentions

The best of many modern retellings of the old French epistolary Dangerous Liasons.

They forgot the fingers!

Motherfuckers going a decade without a rimjob? Must be married.

Chocolate popcorn

You have been banned for wrongthink.