2016‽ This is 2003, mate.

• ✅ New Malcolm In The Middle episodes
• ✅ New Scrubs episodes
• ✅ New war in the Arabian Peninsula, started by the shittiest president in US history
• ✅ Rampant homophobia and transphobia
• Probably more, idk

That’s part of the reason we’re making Chuck Norris jokes instead of sympathising one iota. May as well have some fun.

Yeah, but in my experience it isn’t great. Salix is a lot nicer.

Of course, your mileage may vary. There are definitely still a lot of true slackers out there!

Since the XNU kernel is part Mach, part OSFMK, and part FreeBSD, all NeXT machines and all Macs made since the 2000s run BSD.

KDE Liquid is also a thing.

Chuck Norris doesn’t suffer medical emergencies: medical emergencies suffer Chuck Norris.

How about we just start using the word “trump” as a term for the most disgusting and malevolent threst to humanity we see before us?

Well, it started out as a basic windowing system for DOS, so…

There’s your problem. Just keep the laugh track on and it stays funny.

Same deal with Friends and also a fair amount of standup.

• Board of Peace: *starts a war
• Federal Bureau of Investigation: *reluctant to investigate Epstein files
• Health Secretary: *slashes funding and destroys research

What the fuck is wrong with you all‽

Classic Tory move by Labour.

I need horrible things to happen to these people.

No, that bit’s funny. I mean the running joke about Linux audio being bad.

You know, I don’t get this joke. I have been using Linux and BSD since 2019, and the only incident I ever had was with sndio(7), and that was because I decided to switch to the -current branch of OpenBSD without heeding the warnings.

Apart from that, whether I was using ALSA, PulseAudio, PipeWire, JACK, or OSS (on FreeBSD), I always had a perfect experience.

I checked the talk page after the news came over my sources. They’ve been discussing whether or not he was dead for hours.

I imagine at least eight Wikipedians were compulsively refreshing twenty different news sites whilst hovering over the “edit source” button, waiting for the confirmation.

Damn, must’ve only just changed! I still have “is” in my cache.

Fandom sucks. Here are two tools you will find useful:

• Indie Wiki Buddy - This automatically redirects you away from Fandom and to an external wiki (e.g. Minecraft Wiki, Tardis Wiki, etc.)
• Breezewiki - This is a private and sans-bullshit frontend for Fandom, written in Racket and created by Cadence Ember (they are also the creator of CloudTube, Bibliogram, and the YouTube Annotation Archive, among other contributions). Indie Wiki Buddy can redirect to Breezewiki if an indie equivalent doesn’t exist.

This is beautiful.