How much sawdust transphobia can you put in rice crispies a politician before people notice care enough to complain?

Also did he just do the “I have a black friend” thing with his godson? Because it kind of seems like he just did almost exactly that.

Cheese but I put minty toothpaste on them to make them temporarily taste like mint until they taste like cheese again.

Opened cookie book. Followed directions. Suddenly had delicious cookies. Realized that I could do this with other things.

The gigantic orb of burning hate in the sky, high-energy screams raging outward as proclamation of its destiny to eventually devour gaia’s refuge once and for all?

Humans say that the sun gives the gift of life, but it’s really just giving them cancer if it sees them for too long. Checkmate mortalists.

She bought avocado toast!

*crowd gasps*

She partook of the forbidden fruit!

*loud outraged murmuring*

And now she wants to have… A HOUSE!

*the crowd reaches a crescendo, screams are heard, a man falls to the ground, froth spilling from his mouth*

“does she really think she could handle that responsibility??”

You went into stem? You studied… computer science?? And you expect to be employable with that skillset???

Chili pancakes

Makin’ chili pancakes

Took some chili and I put it on a pancake

Which is basically pizza, right?

I’m glad that you asked! The earth’s rotation creates an energy field that brings the ether to rotate in sync with it, even at a distance. You can see the effects of this in the atmosphere in hurricanes. The ether is very light and so as the energy field spins the ether faster than the earth it creates the same fan effect but for our atmosphere. Hurricanes never cross the equator because that’s where the forces of the earth spinning against the ether and pushing forward against the ether are perpendicular.

tldr: the earth is a really big fan and it makes hurricanes

The earth is spinning like really quickly all the time and we just don’t notice it. Heat if a form of vibration, and so when heat is applied to the bottom of the fan the atoms there move more. A gyroscope resists tilting forces because it is spinning, and the earth is spinning, but the vibration of the fan decouples it from this effect. The blades are able to move freely and the earth moves around them, pushing air through the blades.

tldr: It’s not spinning, you are spinning

The nested bonus thoughts compiler will be unhappy if I do not!

Well no but I’ve seen a woman with a face like that (she’s me (I have gender dysphoria (please help)))

I feel so afraid for the future.

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That spider tattoo is awesome! I want to get one like the spider on the left. Probably on my arm though because I’m squeamish about being poked on the neck.

Those things will peck your knees man, you’ve got to keep your knees safe.

The number of anti-socialist arguments that are repackaged anti-democracy arguments is very high.