But is it “toona” or “chyuna”?

“Buzz’s girlfriend… Yuck!”

Is it supposed to say the G-spot? I’ve never had difficulty locating the clit…

Fuck Logitech, too.

No shit Ehud Barak is a child rapist. He’s in the files, with Jeffrey angry with him for beating the girls so badly.

My load travels at maximum speed onto your mom’s face.

I belive

I’m an empath, so I sense your respect for the captain and your disdain for the ship’s counselor.

“They”

What? FIERI is evolving!

Don’t let your “one big purchase” at BJ’s be electronics. I did, and the TV was pretty obviously a return/factory-second/refurb without disclosing that to the customer.

Well, I got the cannon, you got the ball

C’mon everybody, let’s get, LIT

Better than that, it’s the “Bong Recreation Area”. I searched it and one of the suggestions was “bong repair near me”.

So, the cake is a lie?

Offtopic: I spent a long time figuring out how to smash all those monitors (checking them off on a list) and didn’t get the achievement. 🤬

He’s a fan of deadnames, so he’s Rafael.

Rafael Edward Cruz.

I also choose death by snu-snu.

The clip of Oprah when 4chan/Anonymous got her to say the Anonymous slogan and “over 9000 penises” on her show.

…and Vegeta’s original “over 9000”, of course.

Ham. Ya know, as in ham burgers. Duh!