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dellish@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Epstein files suggest acts that may amount to crimes against humanity, say UN experts
3·3 days agoNo no guys, the FBI and the Attorney General have said there’s no evidence of anyone doing anything wrong, and there’s definitely no case to prosecute. There’s nothing to see here, move along.
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Games@lemmy.world•Why are we not getting stress relief games where we take our stresses out on normal people?English
3·3 days agoIn a similar-to-original-Wolfenstein way there’s Darkenstein. It’s a bit tounge-in-cheek, fairly silly, a lot of fun and free! Your dog has been stolen by Nazis and you have to try to rescue it. You gain health by drinking beer and eating sausage. What’s not to like?
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Technology@lemmy.world•Meta patents AI that takes over a dead person’s account to keep posting and chatting - DexertoEnglish
2·4 days agoHow is that even admissible in court? It’s worse than hearsay, it’s madeupsay.
If your honour pleases, we have used AI to turn this child’s crayon drawing into the defendant pleading guilty! I’ll allow it.
For fucks sake.
They also love saying Koala Bear (they aren’t a bear) and Dingo Dog. No, they’re just koalas and dingoes. Americans just seem to like adding words where they aren’t necessary. My pet hate is “off of”, as in “Take your shoes off of the table!” No, just take them off the table, no need for redundancy.
Yep, that’s pretty much what I’d expect a Bro haircut to look like /s
Not to diminish from her wittisism, is this really “BREAKING” news? Or is that term just used for everything now?
Yes, that’s why white people are called Caucasian, because they are named after the Norway-Sweden mountains… wait a minute…
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Progressive Politics@lemmy.world•"When ICE killed Mr. Pretti and Ms. Good, that was an execution, and you did not investigate it...They were executed like Kristi Noem executed her dog."
81·10 days ago“They should be investigated for civil rights violations”??? Is that fancy speak for murder, or am I missing something? They should be investigated for a lot more than violating someones civil rights ffs.
Arnold cheated on his wife and got his mistress pregnant, so he’s arguably a bit of a turd. But nowhere near as much of a turd as these maga fuckwits.
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A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•10+ year manager named Joe was apparently fired for bringing cookies to be thrown away before their sell by date to a food pantry in my town
22·11 days agoCasey’s is actually one of the few ethical petrol stations
The very fact we’re in this situation kinda tells me otherwise.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Australians banned teens from using social media. Now, Australians are worried about teenagers going outside with e-bikesEnglish
1·13 days agoWe’re trying very hard to make the world a hostile place, but climate change won’t really kick in until the next generation.
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Progressive Politics@lemmy.world•Two countries [US & Israel] booed at Olympics opening ceremony despite stern warning
11·15 days agoPerhaps they should try a strongly worded letter next time? I hear that does wonders.
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News@lemmy.world•Who entered Epstein's jail tier the night of his death? Newly released video logs appear to contradict official accounts.
10·16 days ago“Newly released”?? This came out many months ago.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•‘It’s sick’: Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuelEnglish
15·17 days agoYou’re the worst character ever, Coalie.
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politics @lemmy.world•House Speaker welcomes Trump call to ‘take over’ elections, claims Dem wins appear ‘fraudulent’
11·17 days agoA military coup to keep a dementia-ridden, kiddy-fiddling, lying, raping felon in power will be one of the fuck-dumbest things to occur in the modern history of this planet. Can’t wait to watch it play out.
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politics @lemmy.world•GOP candidate for governor of Tennessee wants to execute the parents of trans kids
2·18 days agoTIL gubernatorial is a word. Adj of or relating to a governor.
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politics @lemmy.world•Trump’s DOJ May Send 5-Year-Old Back to ICE Detention Center
1·18 days agoI can see some gaps that could have been filled with more people!

Here we are, poised to enter intergalactic war, all because the US president raped some alien babies. The guy just can’t help himself!