Here we are, poised to enter intergalactic war, all because the US president raped some alien babies. The guy just can’t help himself!

Blue balls.

No no guys, the FBI and the Attorney General have said there’s no evidence of anyone doing anything wrong, and there’s definitely no case to prosecute. There’s nothing to see here, move along.

In a similar-to-original-Wolfenstein way there’s Darkenstein. It’s a bit tounge-in-cheek, fairly silly, a lot of fun and free! Your dog has been stolen by Nazis and you have to try to rescue it. You gain health by drinking beer and eating sausage. What’s not to like?

How is that even admissible in court? It’s worse than hearsay, it’s madeupsay.

If your honour pleases, we have used AI to turn this child’s crayon drawing into the defendant pleading guilty! I’ll allow it.

For fucks sake.

They also love saying Koala Bear (they aren’t a bear) and Dingo Dog. No, they’re just koalas and dingoes. Americans just seem to like adding words where they aren’t necessary. My pet hate is “off of”, as in “Take your shoes off of the table!” No, just take them off the table, no need for redundancy.

Yep, that’s pretty much what I’d expect a Bro haircut to look like /s

Not to diminish from her wittisism, is this really “BREAKING” news? Or is that term just used for everything now?

Yes, that’s why white people are called Caucasian, because they are named after the Norway-Sweden mountains… wait a minute…

“They should be investigated for civil rights violations”??? Is that fancy speak for murder, or am I missing something? They should be investigated for a lot more than violating someones civil rights ffs.

Arnold cheated on his wife and got his mistress pregnant, so he’s arguably a bit of a turd. But nowhere near as much of a turd as these maga fuckwits.

Casey’s is actually one of the few ethical petrol stations

The very fact we’re in this situation kinda tells me otherwise.

We’re trying very hard to make the world a hostile place, but climate change won’t really kick in until the next generation.

Perhaps they should try a strongly worded letter next time? I hear that does wonders.

“Newly released”?? This came out many months ago.

*As he died.

You’re the worst character ever, Coalie.

A military coup to keep a dementia-ridden, kiddy-fiddling, lying, raping felon in power will be one of the fuck-dumbest things to occur in the modern history of this planet. Can’t wait to watch it play out.

TIL gubernatorial is a word. Adj of or relating to a governor.

I can see some gaps that could have been filled with more people!