

In Florida? You’d think he’d be king there.
Must not be rich enough.


In Florida? You’d think he’d be king there.
Must not be rich enough.
It is, the trick is it’s easier said than done for people.
It’s tricky to require your brain and overhaul your habits.
I say this as someone who also has lost 25 lbs. there’s a reason people refer to it as a journey.
I say this less to diminish your point and more for support of others who are going through this thinking “man this is impossible but everyone makes it sound easy”. It’s not. It’s a marathon not a sprint.


Red Skull is too competent for the job.
Congrats on the clean bill of health!


Can we just skip to the part where we put trumps rotting corpse onto the golden throne and have the military worship that ?
At least then I won’t have to listen to him speak anymore.


It seems barbaric but really it’s the only way.


The Colbert fiasco with the FCC trying to silence Talarico really did a number here.
Love that Trump still manages to fuck things up for himself.
Soaking is the craziest loophole I’ve ever heard of. I still refuse to believe it’s real.


Yeah I was like “where’s the issue?”
Looks like a dude taking a bite out of a hamburger. Yeah he’s doing corpospeak over it but that comes with the job.
It’s missing a confederate flag and “don’t tread on me” tattoo
“From my point of view the kids are evil!!!”


We need to harness Desert Power!
Clearly it’s Suck My Butter Chicken.


This ain’t a shitpost. This is just spitting facts.


Her spawn point is just reaaaally far down below ground.


This is the revolt that’s gonna do it! We promise!
I’ll wait until Election Day (assuming we’re allowed to have those anymore) to see.
The one that gets me is switching from full sugar to diet sodas. Having a full sugar soda now tastes like I’m being face fucked with syrup. That one’s hard to go back.