i locked my keys in my car 4 times in a year and i learned that the bigger and noisier my keys are, the harder it is for me to forget them

neelix is super cool, ethan phillips went to the same spiritual center (so cal off-brand buddhism) as i did growing up

also, the minimum wage in california was just increased this year from $16.50 to a whopping $16.90, i live here and def not making $22/hr

after cooking them, throw them into a big bowl of ice water and crack the bottoms, that way as they cool, the egg shrinks and pulls the water underneath the shell, easy peel every time for me

i just broke up this week for the third time with someone that i met in hs (i’m 30 now) and i promise that i will not send this to them, but damn do i appreciate the message and you for posting it, thank you