obligatory Mitch Hedberg reference

I remember the mission from Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood where you get to use this thing, and the optional objective is to not get hit at all. what’s the point of getting to drive a tank if you’re not supposed to, y’know, tank

what pissed me off about Jedi fallen order was when they would put in an elevator to hide a loading screen, and then when you got to the end it would still stutter for a couple seconds to finish loading. don’t make the elevator a real fixed distance dumbass, just make it a looping animation that continues arbitrarily until the loading is completely done

you know what they say, “there’s someone for everyone”

do you think he realizes he’s written his own eulogy

shame he can never have tea or stay in a hotel again

Miss Charlie Kirk? congrats on the transition Charlotte!

am I understanding right, monitoring these specific radio frequencies is basically like seismology, but for lightning storms instead of earthquakes?

took me a second to realize it wasn’t a weird old-timey sea plane

how’d the milk taste?

a hamburger, yeah basically lol, there’s different types of em

that’s just what an omelette is ???

this is probably apocryphal, but I think I recall hearing about German officers complaining that they went to a lot of trouble to learn about the US army’s official operating procedures, and it didn’t do them any good cause the US never actually followed them

apparently Andrew Jackson was nicknamed Jackass, and ended up using the symbol spitefully on his campaign materials, and then cartoonists started using it as a shorthand for his party

I’d love to have them go away if only to stop people from leaving reviews that say “easy achievements, quick way to get 1000 gamerscore.” I can’t imagine the type of person who bases their motivation to play games on that

I guess 2112 doesn’t hit as hard in the 24th century

third base!

insecurity?

Geico piglet with pinwheels

and because they’re doomsday cultists