Because a significant fraction of Americans—enough to vote a Nazi into power—agree with Musk’s stupidity.

Mental note: avoid Southwest Airlines. This is, of course, easy because of my quarter-century old ban of ever setting foot on US soil.

Which idiots think Warren Buffett is any different from the rest of the billionaires? He still got to where he is by ruthless exploitation.

It’s the alternative to a lot of things. And a gateway, if skilfully applied, to a world without billionaires.

Tesla is so far behind in robotics it’s almost Fremdschämen at this point when I hear about Kaptain Ketamine’s plans.

There are TOY ROBOTS here in China that do more and better than his idiotic “Optimus” remote controlled things.

Toy. Robots. I can’t stress that enough. Toy robots are outdoing Mr. “IWANNABEATRILLIONAIRE”!

In other news: https://newsthump.com/2026/01/13/new-tesla-feature-to-automatically-provide-explicit-images-of-pedestrians-it-passes-on-the-street/

Like “the kind of car Blade Runner would drive”?

Two problems with this statement, as much as I agree with most of the sentiment:

1. It’s not “his money”. He finances himself entirely by debt. He’s living high off of other people’s money.

2. It’s not even real money anyway. It’s debt based on stock, and stock valuation is almost entirely fantasy. If he were to start selling off his stock, that value would plummet to the point that his hundreds of billions would be in two-figure billions range instead (which is obscene enough!) … and he wouldn’t have enough money to pay off the debts he uses to finance his high life.

You’re aware that the “imaging breasts” thing is paired with IMAGING BREASTS OF X’S USERS, MANY OF WHOM ARE UNDER THE AGE OF MAJORITY, right? You’re having a seizure over people literally making nudes of children being banned.

Maybe there’s a clue under the photograph:

Inflatable tube men depicting Elon Musk are displayed during the ‘Tyrant Diner’ protest, calling for a boycott of Tesla, outside the Tesla Diner in LA. Photograph: Patrick T Fallon/AFP/Getty Images

Every billionaire, no exceptions, is a net negative to society. Kaptain Ketamine is no exception.

I love how Kaptain Ketamine tries sooooooooooooooooooooooo hard to pretend he ever did anything that others considered fun. INVARIABLY to insert his ridiculous, hate-fuelled, drug-addled politics into.

Kaptain: You’ve never picked up a set of polyhedral dice to actually use even once in your life, you poseur. (And imagine how pathetic a human being you’d have to be for playing D&D to be fronting for your fanbase!)