We don’t need to make Epstein Island 2.0, we have Epstein Island at home…

I looked up the origins of the luge double and you’re not too far from the truth!

You know…that actually looks kinda gay if you ask me.

So find a significant other to help you ¯_(ツ)_/¯

I will compare it to a movie that I think is really good. If it’s better than that, I qualify it as a great movie.

How do you moisturize your balls then?