𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍

Proud NYer forced to flee by 🍊🤡. Professional circus freak, fire bender, and software engineer (fuck AI). She/her

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Cake day: October 7th, 2023

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  • I’m a fire eater, was doing my daily grind act on stage when it happened. Had a moment of disbelief but only like three people in the room knew what had happened, the audience didn’t. Afterwards I practiced it til I could film it in slow motion. No one has challenged my claim yet and I don’t think they will.

    The trick involves two torches back to back, or one double ended torch. You eat the bottom wick in such a way that it pushes out a ring of CO2, which then rises and sucks the oxygen out of the second wick, extinguishing it like magic. It’s fucking hard.


  • I left one of the big tech companies this year. AI perverted absolutely everything. The only thing worse than vibe code is having to maintain someone else’s vibe code on a codebase you spent the last 7 years nursing. Vibe code is absolute trash, but it’s management’s shiny new toy so they make it everyone’s problem.

    Expectations changed because of it. A project that would normally take 3 months to plan and implement was expected in a week, quality be damned. We racked up over 500 bugs in a year for a different unreleased application. I would get deadlines in the middle of my vacation days.

    And I haven’t even gotten to the moral and humanitarian issues