

“Mistakes”.
Cue Ron Howard voiceover.


“Mistakes”.
Cue Ron Howard voiceover.
Slave to the machine.


Cigarettes are healthy!


Taking off someone else’s bra?


I feel this is probably an unfair portrayal of Ronnie o’sullivan.


You’re fooling no one, American coal board tourism tsar, or whatever the crazy fuck.
If that were true, you’d just call them building blocks.
That’s punishment for ‘Legos’.


Beating mouldy bins with a hammer sounds more presidential than that fuck.


Clever. Have the Klingons deal with the mutineers.
I’ve never seen a chicken actually fly.


Yes, but they’re meant to be inside, not being carved out of you by the lung lecture Liquidator.


Bilderberg Conference


The final lungs are your own.
Honestly, most of the 40k books are… Not great.


Cassowaries are even worse.


And then Highlander, so it was no wonder he was a bit wary when it came to LOTR.
Malay word. Kicap.