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Ya! hit those clankers where it hurts!

That’s what I said after I GOT ALL WET AND SLOPPY WITH OP’S MOM because I helped her do the dishes after the delicious meatloaf dinner.

That’s what a gentleman does before he LAYS SOME PIPE AND REARRANGES OP’S MOM’S plumbing situation because whoever did the pipe fitting before was clearly not certified, dang system looks like somebody threw spaghetti in a blender!

YOUR.MOTHER’S.GIANT.WARM.PPPPPERFECTLY. cooked meatloaf because she is an excellent cook and very hospitable

Those are over 30 years old???

Well damn, apparently not according to this book

A dinner plate? They’re not researching cancer, they’re trying to master pokemon evolutions

Normal is higher right? Please tell me it’s higher…

That’s why I ordered a bulk shipment of urinal cakes

It’s Dyrdek and friends watching random internet videos and adding even more random commentary. MTV used to do rerun marathons everyday

I feel like Dyrdek’s Ridiculousness is up there at least top 5 considering MTV was playing that show nearly 24 hours a day for years

Better games is subjective but I can’t imagine less games are released annually now than before

Oh my bad, I didn’t notice you weren’t OP

Sorry, I’m not sure what kind of vengeance porn you mean

Like a ramp up of “eat the rich” kind of stuff?

The wealthiest people I know live on big plots of land just outside of town. They pay less than half the property tax, have more than double the land you would in the city at the same price, and it’s only a couple minute drive into the city for ammenities

On an unrelated note, how well do your poultry larvae recipes convert to human larvae recipes?

Some people might snort powderized dehydrated egg whites after a good push day or maybe a couple eggs in the butt because they are essentially shaped perfectly for that.

The trick if you don’t want to keep the shell on is over boiling it and then freeze it for about 10 minutes. Or whatever.

Have you tried doing a little market research to figure out what sells well at the fairs? Even just walking around and seeing what booths are doing or selling differently that seems to draw people in.

Instructions unclear, caused an 11 car collision on the highway.