I’m not sure if you could handle her. but if Artimis wants to do it with you, go ahead with her

do they have a file on me too?

meh, it builds character to have a goddess try to kill you. Really she’s just toughening them up

I’m already doing that.

Of course…I transform myself into animals and fuck married women, sometimes I transform myself into those women’s husbands and fuck them. My wife is great, she lets me fuck around

Dad jokes are the best

There’s loads of other reasons to be anonymous online too.

Mostly for your own physical safety. Also none of this crap is about protecting kids. Middle aged wine-moms need to parent their stupid kids instead of letting the family iPad be the caretaker. Pornstars aren’t at fault if little timmy sees a pair of tits or a vagina, that would be the kid’s parents who are at fault

“last year” doesn’t really do it justice They had tons of data breaches last year, the really bad one was after some places forced people to upload their IDs

How old are you? 30 years is a long time

I’m in my mid thirties and I sure as hell am not giving my identity documents to a service that gets hacked every other week

Well, I am Zeus

This is why I don’t go to the gym in January

it’s not a good fleshlight because it’s really a chinese dick trap

Leashes?

I’m not a fan of peanut butter with jelly, but next time I have some pound cake I’ll grill it with some jelly strawberry jelly

I know better than to shit-talk with my real email address on there

one thing to bare in mind is that Plagueis was successful in his goal to have everlasting life. He figured out how to reverse his aging back to his prime and how to rapidly re-generate from injuries. He even figured out how to use the force to just instantly kill his enemies

It wouldn’t be too much of a stretch to believe he was expecting palps to kill him soon and would have some sort of contingency plan to go into hiding for awhile and gather up a power base to fight his old apprentice. And then waited for the empire his apprentice created to fall before trying to take over the galaxy with the power base he built up

from what I understand, force-sensitive children were hunted down and killed once the empire took over, if they were old enough, the empire would try to make them inquisitors, where many of them would die from the training, a lot of the training was fights to the death to see which new recruits were the strongest. and of course anyone who wasn’t evil enough was killed

I don’t go to many parties, but most people I hang out with seem to like me

FIST-oh

I’m taller than most men though…I guess I’ll have to piss in the sink