What month is black history month in your country?

At first I thought it was a prospect being a good “chase vehicle.” Blocking the oinkers lol.

Might just be a complete psycho.

Now y’all got me wanting to try it lmao.

I do have an egg steamer, that I similarly thought was for the weak and infirm until I used it. I love that little fucker now. Of course it only cost like 20 bucks… Something that costs hundreds better give me a happy ending after I eat my rice.

Abort yourself, fuckstick.

How much money and technology is required to cook fucking rice?

Yeah, everywhere has its tradeoffs I suppose. My property tax is a cunt.

Texas has its problems, but our gas prices are pretty good lol.

I paid $2.35 on Saturday, and I was pissed because the day before it was 2.25.

Being a stay at home dad was fucking awesome!

I dont respect any abrahamic religion. Look what they have brought to the world.

Found a bottom 50% dweller.

Zero net benefits my ass! 🖕🏻

Lol, can’t their stomach’s like literally flip upside down and fuck everything up?

Lmao, the ultimate edgelord over here.

A white kid? In El Paso? I have my doubts.

Bro, if you think I’m gonna smoke weed and not eat 5000 calories of whatever looks good…

Why use many ‘o’, when one ‘o’ do trick?

Poultry eats carrion as well. Matter of fact, I’d wager pigs are more hygenic than poultry.

Most vegans are to weak to play.

You’re good at congratulating yourself too.