Sorry, best we have is neutrino :(
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1·4 days agoFair enough, read the tech stack more than the implementation. It makes me wonder why not RFID or NFC instead? The only substantial difference would be antenna size and visibility, my only hinch is that it’d be an appearance thing
Techlos@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
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3·4 days agoI know that the dose makes the poison and all, but i imagine cheesebreathers prefer less added arsenic

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Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world•This goes all the way to the top
21·4 days agoScammer reads p-chip patent, realises there’s only a small range of laser diode wavelengths that can penetrate cheese. Buys chipped cheese, breaks the cheese. Chipped pieces found using laser excitation pulse and sensor with a notch filter. Save the wedge with the most chips to repeatedly break down to get chipped cheese crumbs, insert into bogus wedges, profit.
I’m sure the idea can be refined, but I’ll leave the fine details to the dairy delinquent curd counterfeiters.
Techlos@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Cooking @lemmy.world•What do you cook when your left arm doesn't work?
8·7 days agoSplit pea and lentil soup. Get dried green split peas and dried red lentils. Put them in a pot, pour in water, add stock or salt and some dried parsley and thyme, bring to a boil then simmer for 1~1.5 hours.
Cheap, filling, healthy, and a lot of filler ingredients work in it if you want to change it up. I’m recovering from a crushed ankle, on a crutch so I’ve had to figure out one handed recipes to a degree.
Another good one if you have a rice cooker - coconut milk, lime juice, peanut butter and some sugar. Melt it all together, have it on rice. Again, something that’s adaptable for adding other ingredients.
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Based on this graph, and this graph alone, guess at what time I completely blocked OpenAI crawlersEnglish
15·7 days agoBingo, modern datasets are a list of URL’s with metadata rather than the files themselves. Every new team/individual wanting to work with the dataset becomes another DDoS participant.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft's Notepad Got Pwned (They Added AI To It, So...)English
2·7 days agoYears of auto update paranoia paid off for me, never trust an executable that doesn’t give you a hash to check.
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Technology@lemmy.world•AI safety leader says 'world is in peril' and quits to study poetryEnglish
282·8 days agoI’m going to throw my own thoughts in on this. I got into machine learning around 2015, back when relu activations were still bleeding edge innovations, and got out around 2020 for honestly pretty similar reasons.
Emotions can and have been used as optimisation targets. Engagement is an ever present target. And in the framework of capitalism, one optimisation targets rules above all others; alignment with continued use. It’s part of what leads to the bootlicking LLM phenomenon. For the average human, it drives future engagement.
The real danger isn’t the newer language models, or anything really to do with neural net architecture; rather, it’s the fact that we’ve found that a simple function minimisation strategy can be used to approximate otherwise intractable functions. The deeper you research, the more clear it becomes that any arbitrary objective can be optimised, given a suitable function approximator and enough data to fit the approximator accurately.
Human minds are also universal function approximators.
Nooch gang nooch gang
Techlos@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What technologies are constant failures but we can't stop trying to make work?
8·13 days agoFor sim racing games, it’s actually pretty helpful for being able to look around, check mirrors etc.
Outside of that it feels pretty gimmicky
Beans, toast, wilted spinach, fried tomato, sauteed mushrooms and onion, all sprinkled with thyme and served with a big cup of coffee.
Not something I’d eat every day, but if I’m doing stage setup for a festival with back to back shifts? That brekkie will keep you going a good 10 hours.
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linuxmemes@lemmy.world•Where to go now since Linux is mainstream
3·18 days agoThere is another…

(There are dozens of us, I swear)
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Billionaire Ehud Laniado dies during penis enlargement surgery, surgeons bannedEnglish
7·19 days agoAhh, cocaine and Cialis. A classic combo for cardiac catastrophe
SNW at least had some bangers, the Elysium kingdom episode captured that TNG magic
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Playback speed past X2 is now a YouTube paid featureEnglish
292·27 days agoIdk what to tell you, a lot of youtubers talk pretty fuckin slow
Still the best way to watch wrestling. Toni storm hits different in fuzzy 4:3 PAL format
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Don’t say ‘Watch out for ice’: FEMA warned storm announcements could invite memesEnglish
3·27 days agoA water balloon full of saturated brine. This is a standalone sentence that could be totally unrelated to the prior conversation, I just like salty water.
Also unrelated, but wet clothes can be hundreds of times less insulating than dry clothes, so stay dry in the winter storm!
Make bread, cook bread. Put some bread in water, let it get the funny mold. Cook the rest so it’s toasty. Strain the moldy bread water, chill the bread water. Cook down the bread soup gunk until it’s a paste, smear it on the cooked cooked bread and drink the bread water.
Vegemite on toast with a beer on the side is weird when you spell it out.


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