That only really works if there’s a deadman’s switch and the people likely to murder you know that there’s a deadman’s switch. Which seems to not have been the case.

Can’t imagine anyone actually making a guillotine with such a long blade. It wouldn’t be able to get enough momentum to cleanly cut through in a single motion, which is the entire point of the guillotine. Is that slop?

Nah, back when I was Chair Force 20 years ago we were fed a constant stream of FOXNews in the common areas. I don’t imagine that’s changed at all, so the rank and file should probably be considered to be about the same as the boomers politically. The hope was that the officer corps would resent his draft dodging stolen valor ass, but even that would have only lasted until the Pentagon got purged.

reminiscent of F-Zero

Pretty sure that’s because the guy is literally recycling assets from F-Zero GX. 🤣

At least they finally showed more environments than “flat desert junkyard”, and some jumps.

Wasn’t his hair still black two years ago?

Same energy, really.

Meanwhile, I reinstalled LibreOffice on my Linux desktop even though I currently have no need for an office suite. And my work machines aren’t actually mine, so I don’t give a fuck what Microslop does to break shit.

Barack, son of Bama!

Obama roasted him once during his presidency, and his pwecious fee fees never recovered.

First that MMO, now this? Couldn’t you have done this slop after Horizon 3?

Ghost Trick was originally a DS game, so if you don’t care about HD artwork tracking down the DS version is an option.

Honestly, I kinda want to play Stellar Blade to see if the gooner bait makes up for what I’ve heard about the gameplay, but I’m not gonna shell out actual money for it, especially since it’s got Denuvo.

Also, I know it hasn’t even been announced yet, because Metroid Prime 4 only just came out a couple months ago, but Metroid Prime 5. At this point, it would have to be a Switch 2 game, and I refuse to get one because fuck that game key card shit.

Maybe he figured that since he wasn’t actually a part of the cool pedos club he’d be safe? Granted, I don’t think it’s terribly likely since the man clearly has a complex about not being considered cool and would never admit to it, but you never know. Of course, this is ignoring that just trying to get in is pretty damning in its own right.

Andrew Jackson was a fucking piece of shit, but he was right about the SCOTUS’s lack of inherent enforcement capability.

“Afrikaner go back to Holland!”

It’s really breathtaking just how quickly the American hegemony was dismantled.

By Grabthar’s hammer!