It comes with the experience of a lifetime

I was surprised he didn’t “have no idea”

Did you call him a douche?

You should have

Wot if yer mum were Bluetooth?

Fallout Denver would be fun, there was already plans for one in project Van Buren. Denver has been overrun by feral dogs, and Boulder is beneath a giant impenetrable dome

He already did it before with Venezuela

Bahahaha

“Jeffery Epstein? The New York financier?”

Gave him a Starlight Tour https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saskatoon_freezing_killings?wprov=sfla1

Slavery is explicitly illegal in all cases in Colorado

Colorado already has limited qualified immunity

Under Colorado Senate Bill 20-217, qualified immunity is not a defense to the civil action, and officers may be liable for up to $25,000 for knowingly unlawful actions. If the peace officer’s employer determines the officer did not act upon a good faith and reasonable belief that the action was lawful, then the peace officer is personally liable for 5 percent of the judgment (up to $25,000). A public entity does not have to indemnify a peace officer if the peace officer was convicted of a criminal violation for the conduct from which the claim arises.

What’s the name of the book?

Another nottheonion worthy story https://coloradosun.com/2025/07/22/jared-polis-pedestrian-bridge-poll-results/

Just look at it. Bridge to nowhere over grass

Can ram prices go down then?

And “I plead the 5th”

Robby

After I installed nextdns the only ads on YouTube I get are for pizza and Prager ‘U’

Yup

It’s fucking mind numbing

That’s “peace is good for business”