It’s been several hours, and none of the major outlets have picked it up.

Another distraction.

His followers will say he rose from the dead.

We’re fucked.

Well actually

We don’t need to care, Jesus is coming back anyway. – MAGAs, probably

Not a Democrat, atheist, or drag queen?

It’s intentional, and no one with the power to stop it will. If you’re an American, I hope you like living in a shack and eating slop while working four dead end gigs. That’s our future.

Eventually, we’ll lose. At least we will also piss off His Fatness bigly.

I hope the sons and grandsons of MAGAs get hauled off to boot camp.

And when he steals a third and fourth term, they’ll all be with him 110%

And he’s winning. He’s getting exactly what he wants, because Americans are too self-centered to care.

He said he’s going to abolish Medicare. And of course, the media ignores it.

I highly doubt it. Believers say that when a person dies, their memories are pretty much obliterated. So even if someone is going to be reborn, who they were no longer exists.

MAGAs who can barely afford to drive to work: “It’s the least we can do to help Daddy Donald defeat Islam!”

Cucks.

“The results for the Election Of 2036 are in, and Blessed Leader Barron had been re-elected unanimously!”

“Ogg eat red mushroom, then Ogg see pink mammoths for a week!”

I can see the regime requiring conversion for any LGBTQ people trying to get Medicare.

In many counties, you can drop them off at your library.

When is he going to be on Dear Leader’s new Faith Based Action Team?