Damn, you’re right! My bad.

I loved the look on his face when Blonde Skeletor (Ann Coulter) told him to his face that she’d never vote for him because he’s a foreigner.

At least it will give your children or siblings something to fight over when you die.

Don’t give the fuckers any ideas.

4 Dumb Blondes. 4 Non-Brains was better, but kakler bitmap already thought of it.

Tim Pool and Mothercuckers.

Fuck Walmart. These motherfuckers are triple-dipping ripping off Americans.

1. Paying workers shit wages.

2. Shorting their hours, (not getting paid for time worked).

3. Said underpaid workers need government subsidies just to survive (SNAP, Section 8, Medicaid), paid for from taxes that these sneaky fucks don’t have to pay.

Is that you Ben Shapiro?

Rimmer, you silly fucker.

The Reptile is an anagram of Peter Thiel.

*doorstep

I don’t know nothing about nothing.

Corey Booger(sic) is an asshole sellout.

Fucking pigs make me sick.This country is beyond fucked.

Dragon’s Lair. Every once in a while some idiot on FB will talk about how great of a game it was. My thought in that situation: “How nice for you Mr. Moneybags!” There was no skill or strat to the game, it was just an expensive version of Simon: memorize left or right, up or down. To a poor kid like me, it was anathema to going to the arcade if I could burn through $5 in 5 minutes.

Dig-Dug gets an honorable mention: it was a slower, shittier version of Mr. Do! in my opinion. I thought I read an article that game owners could program the game to have slower reaction time which makes sense for my experience. I later found out that that was a feature in a lot of games, like in Gauntlet, they could set health pots to give more or less health, and Mortal Combat could literally cheat by cutting out frames of animation to perform certain attacks “faster”.

I know, right? Nothing like a huge dump of adrenaline caused by the unmitigated rage you get from seeing the huge pile of shit left by the previous shift. Better than caffeine to wake you up.

Success Kid, Disaster Girl and Grumpy Cat. Same rules apply as AFV: kids and pets win every time.

With this shithole economy, assuming you live in the U.S., I wouldn’t put it past them to repeal the ADA. You might be safer keeping it under your hat for now.

So the fat POS man-baby is gonna throw a fucking tantrum, and what? Declare war on the world? This year is already a dumpster-fire because of this human shit-stain.

I’d like to see a fully fleshed out game of Cyvasse (GoT chess) or Sava from Forgotten Realms. I actually wrote down about ten pages of a half-assed attempt at Sava, years ago.

In both cases they’re borrowing the “Chess players are smart” trope. I don’t mind the trope itself, but I want to be able to follow along, and not just have them make random bullshit moves.