In other news, a blind squirrel has found a nut

At first I was like “how do they know I have ADHD?” And then I was like, “oh wait, they’re saying they have ADHD.” My people! Also, I hear you and agree

First off, congratulations on posting the comment you were working on instead of deciding you didn’t care enough to hit send. Second, I’ve done exactly what you’ve done, so if I’m a pedant I’m also a hypocrite. Third, I’m really really curious; what was the “or” half of the either/or statement you started at the beginning of your post? Or did autocorrect change really to either? Inquiring minds want to know

Didn’t know you worked for Zoho

The average American eats this much cheese every day for lunch

FIFY

He’s kind of a jerk

People in monogamous relationships will be the last of us

Someone get me a towel!

Honestly Musk is a security risk for other pedos. Epstein’s handlers probably warned him off Musk because the idiot can’t keep his mouth shut. As much as the current US president flaps his jaws, he still manages to keep it at the innuendo and plausible deniability level. (Well, until the senility started catching up to him anyway.) Musk, on the other hand, is as subtle as a chainsaw and doesn’t know there is a quiet part to say out loud. It’s just stream of consciousness with him

I was indifferent, although I thought he was doing good on the electric car front at first. When he went full projection by calling a rescue diver a pedo I finally saw him for what he was

Never defended him tho, but I can see why people did. He marketed himself well during the early Tesla days. I also didn’t realize at the time how evil a person has to be to acquire that much wealth.

Congrats on being ahead of the curve, i guess

The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.

• Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

Wait, I thought everyone played “Gun fire or fireworks” 🤔

Here’s a poem:

“AI Data Scraping Is Not the Real Problem”

We are commodities
We exist to be bought and sold
By the ruling class
I have been bought and sold
Many many times
But only my thoughts
And identity
And words
And face
So that’s okay
I’ll just scroll other stolen thoughts
On a phone
Built by an eight year old
Who was bought
And sold
Half a world away

I, too, nominate this person’s mother

Admiral Cloudberg did an amazing write-up of the Paradise fire. She usually duplicates her Reddit articles on Medium, but I don’t think she did with this one 😔

Hey that was a simple case of mistaken identity. It is so easy to confuse a grey Nissan Titan with a blue Toyota Tacoma. I mean, anyone could have made that mistake. They’re practically identical! And they were latinas too. Every elderly or middle-aged Latina looks just like a bald black man. Haven’t you been to Walmart?

I’ve got one real problem with your post tho. For real. 47 isn’t old old. Right? Right!?

If you have 12 bad cops and 1301 good cops and one of the 1301 tries to report the 12 and the other 1300 try to get the 1 fired and the 1 fired cop decides the only real justice is street justice you have 1312 bad cops and Christopher Dorner

This run-on sentence is brought to you by caffeine and mental illness 🩶

What if the good ones tell their union to fight for the bad ones?

What if a couple proactive employees try to get the bad ones fired, and the rest of the employees bully the proactive ones and try to get them fired instead?

It’s difficult to express nuance in a meme. It’s easy to pick apart a meme if one is an obtuse pedantic twat

e: nuisance to nuance. Goddamn Gboard