The bitch on the edge of forever

Tarzan?

Step 5 should be put the cap back on the bottle and tie the rag around the bottles neck, but ymmv.

Pears make my fillings hurt, for some reason, so I avoid them.

I tried to stop worrying and love systemd, but it really is terrible to deal with sometimes.

Hey, at least trump hasn’t appointed the head ufologist the secretary of defense yet. He hasn’t, has he? I’ve lost track.

You would need to ask President Obama what he ment.

First he accused Obama of leaking classified information with his recent comment on a pod cast. Obama said he never saw any evidence of ETs while president, but statistically they probably exist. I sort of remember previous presidents saying they would release UFO info, and then there being a big let down when that info was we have no evidence of extraterrestrial visits.

Anime eyes

Can’t find the Death by Caffeine site (or they changed it) any more, but this one says 5 Red Bulls max per day for a 175lb person.

Spartans checking in

I am sorry the lady is missing, but I really don’t need to hear about it twice a day.

$5 day old rotisserie chicken or $11 for an uncooked chicken and also prep and cooking costs.

First they say ‘that is not our food’.
Then the say ‘all you do is eat our food’.
Make up your minds.

Looks like any cheddar.. Is the cheddar where you are white?

Eating that much cheese with give you a major dairy air.

That sounds interesting.

Usually F is the worst rating but you have it as the best, which is confusing.

Misleading. People get rabies from dog bites and die when they are not treated. Cows kill a lot more people directly then dogs.

Rats? Ship? Sinking?