This is the way.

I stopped having Microsoft Outlook issues when I stopped using Microsoft Outlook. I am not like them. How dare they?

[This could be a joke about Windows 11 being malware in the first place]

Good luck to you for the next decade. I have a Fairphone for my job and it’s an absolute pile of (responsibly produced) garbage. It would be way easier to use a Pixel for 10 years than this sluggish outdated mess is.

I’m less worried about the anti-American tendencies than about the pro-Russian and pro-Chinese ones.