Who insures these things?

If you ban yourself too often you’ll go blind which is why I never have.

What a shame.

He’d only be eighty six years old.

I think Gavin’s going to do well even if the left is doing all the work spreading the right’s propaganda about him.

But maybe Bernie will win the primaries and it’ll usher in a new golden age and we’ll overthrow capitalism.

Is he not a democratic socialist?

Bernie 2028.

Make them pay the same effective tax rate as a poor person and I’ll be happy.

Tax the fuck outta them.

Tax them like they’re poor.

Don’t rely on generosity.

If I twist the knobs on my wife too hard she shits herself.

Just trim them with a pair of nail clippers.

Imagine getting those caught between your teeth.

Doukhober borscht slaps.

I’d sniff ‘em.

One guy one pineapple.

I was a kid I didn’t know about sex.

I strapped my cat to a rocket when I was a kid to seed other planets with them.

Fleshlights are easier to clean after.

Only if your dealer rounds down.

Should be closer to 454.

Wait until you find out about make up sex you’ll be starting fight just to get that sweet sweet rough lovin’.