Nah, they decide his faith, then he gets to go to the associated afterlife. It’s a lovely gesture, really!
I’m a filthy fucking socialist.
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After his faith is decided, he has a nice short drop.
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politics @lemmy.world•Thanks but no thanks: Trump’s hospital ship plan provokes defense of Greenland health care system
9·4 days agoReminds me of that little shit who brought a long gun to a protest he wasn’t initially going to attend, and then tried to claim he was a medic.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•If real life loaded like a video game did, what would the loading screen tips be?
4·7 days agoI’m getting a bunch of blank screens…
Sucks that Gallup is actually stopping Presidential approval polls: https://thehill.com/homenews/media/5733236-gallup-stops-presidential-approval-ratings-polls/
PunnyName@lemmy.worldtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•I don't actually fuck sharks it's just a joke haha
2·7 days agoEngland didn’t get the 50k memo, since they’re arresting some cactus fuckers.
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News@lemmy.world•RFK Jr ridiculed as he promotes strange fitness initiative topless with Kid Rock
3·7 days agoAnd throwing handfuls of deadly misinformation out to the world.
40% is just the reported rate.
Just make sure you don’t place muzzle at the chin, that’s amateur hour, can shift and blow off just your face, leaving you with more problems.
Place muzzle back a few inches below the ear, pointing up into the brain. If you know where the cerebellum is, you’ll have even better success when pointing to that.
Oh, wait. You ARE taking about suicide, right?
That sub is a small sample of the conservative base. Virtually every conservative I talk to in person is simply more ignorant overall, and often just parrot talking points (like black men who voted for him saying he’s not racist because he donated to black colleges when Harris didn’t, but she sent innocent black men to jail, etc).
They are literally and figuratively fucking dumb. Magical thinking, horoscope, and firmament believing nutters.
Dunno if anyone’s been paying attention, but there’s a shitload of Nazis all around. Also, women are historically shuttered when it comes to their stories.
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politics @lemmy.world•Twin Cities Unions Planning ‘Largest US Rent Strike in 100+ Years’ as ICE Occupation Drives Eviction Crisis | Common Dreams
8·9 days agoHonestly, I hope Walz doesn’t meet their demands. At least initially, as an act of solidarity.
1991
Oh, hey, reminds me of the pilot episode of Futurama (1999)
(13:10) Leela: You guys were totally out of control.
(13:12) Smitty: It’s our job. We’re peace officers.
(13:15) URL: Yeah, you know the law: You gotta do what you gotta do.ACAB





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