

“Jesus, these Italians oughtta do something about this shitfuck traffic.”
“Sir, the motorcade is quite literally 100% of the traffic in the city.”
“It’s only 40 cars, why can’t they build us a 40 lane road? Is this not a first world Christian nation?”





Scott is the human subject of the article, who was misquoted by Ars and maligned by the slopbot.