Ooo ooo, block me too!!! I wouldn’t want you to accidentally have any fun!

Is that John Mulaney?

Ooo ooo ooo! Block me too! I hate…. Umm…. Dressers! Super hateful. You should be sensitive about it!

Shai-Hulud!

Limestone buried in the Yucatán? Let’s make whiskey!!!

Maybe after it starts. The grocery was a zoo this morning with people getting ready for it.

You say this like it’s a bad thing.

You do see how many mother fuckers are around now a days?

I mean, I won’t watch this trash, and I really do hope it flops, but I feel like the caviler dismissal of the possibility of it going poorly is exactly how Trump won when he has.

There’s a lot of idiots out there, and everyone sits in their bubble, smuggly talking about how these people don’t exist, and then get really fucking surprised when they turn out in droves.

I was surprised, were you surprised? Very surprising.

Actually it’s been starting to bore me. Happens every day now and you reactionaries still mumble softly as if talk will fix it.

Solid twist and ad hominem by the way, you should be in the political theater if you aren’t already.

I don’t think it is workable because of the reasons listed above…. There is no other alternative, there’s just enjoying the fall. Go to a fucking “resistance brunch” and have a mimosa.

Violent action. But that would mean turning off the creature comforts that have mollified the vast majority of Americans. So here we are. Sit back in that comfy chair and enjoy the show. It’s going to get WAY worse before any of these pussies fight back, if they ever do.

Why don’t you? I keep hearing a lot of bloodlust and main characters telling me what they “would” or “should” do. Fucking do it.

Why to ruin it…

You can lie to me, but you can’t lie to yourself.

But they aren’t hand guns?

slow clap

YOU’RE under. I got it all figured out.

I Don’t Believe this. What Do I Have to Do to get them to feel a little Shame?

Get over it.