None of this is in my top 10,000 worries right now

Then you should be more upset that one of the highest courts in the world is wasting time with it rather than whether or not they came to the right conclusion.

Which they didn’t.

Your ignorance doesn’t change historical fact.

“…on a bed of lettuce. And EVIL! Bed of evil and lettuce!!”

Idgaf about car design in general, but I definitely noticed when beamers started to look like Angry Birds pigs, they look sooo stupid.

“I aced that test! As long you don’t count the answers I got wrong…”

Based on…

No, I just have basic pattern recognition, sowwy sweety

V low effort trolling, do better

Minivans have had self-closing doors for decades bro

Yeah, they did. How it may or may not be enforced has no bearing on whether or not they voted for it. Which they did.

Just don’t do what Adam Devine did and eat it so fast you forget to take off the string…

Oh yeah! That actually works with most cars, Ford SUVs are the funniest.

Semi-colon ;

Punch buggy is a classic, there’s the alphabet game, 20 Questions is fun, the cow counting game, I Spy, you can see who can find the most different states’ license plates, I’m sure there are others…

It’s called a “beard”

A møøse once bit my sister…

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër?

It’s called a list.

A list of words does not a coherent thought make.

That’s not a take so much as it is a bunch of disjointed, almost-sensical thoughts thrown into a paragraph together.

Prominent pedophiles

FTFY