The only time I bought something I saw in an ad in Facebook, it was a scam. Never again.

The problem with hot tortoises is that you may hurt your back.

Isn’t that what they referred to as couch potatoes in boomer time?

I don’t know. Between him and the CEO of Atlassian, I think the last will have more trouble. But… why not both?

The government will hold it until the next election and, if the Dems win, they will say it’s their fault and it’s their debt.

Poor Kiko.

“But for the seventh chevron, I say ‘chevron seven LOCKED’”

Studying in a religious university, I had to take religion classes. In one there was a discussion about heaven and hell in several religions. There was this atheist girl who was really pissed when the Christian girl said she would not go to heaven.

Like, the concept of heaven doesn’t exist for you, why the fuck you’re so worked up because she said you’re going to hell?

I don’t get it. What’s the issue with the name?

The old 747 Jumbos had the middle row with 5 or even 6 seats, if I remember correctly.

It was genuine, I knew one of them was a nazi.

Which one brother was the nazi?

Ed: I just noticed I didn’t reply to the right comment.

So, Han Solo shoots first.

Safe word! Safe word!

Whenever I can, I do use a tissue. It prevents that famous last drop that always goes to the underwear.

And a free tv.

Why would Germany store their gold in the US, in the first place?

Thank you!

What’s the name of that blue eyed, bearded and full of tattoos guy that identifies assholes in the internet? He would love this one.

Every hole is a glory hole if you’re desperate enough.