I only make yogurt.

Yes exactly, a questionable decision while on coke.

I believe this person is trying to say this was an agent provocateur. Since it was violence coming from the left wing side, we can make a guess that this could be a person in police issued boots or at least pushing someone in the group to do violence.

We already know right wingers are more violent, the left is much less so, more often than not it takes agents for the state to push them to do drastic actions so they can be cracked down on by the state.

“you’re going to deal with my generation until until we die, and we gave Congress and the house Medicare for ourselves so we can be around until we die of something incurable.”

The two of them are going to have to use some of the 200 million they siphoned from the advertisement budget to pay for a Weworks office so they can continue having the most non secret affair in history.

The only time someone asks to see his penis is for court proceedings.

Times certainly have changed, he used to get asked to see his penis after promising to pay someone but now they all know you need to get the cash from him first.

Having made beef wellington a few times in different ways, I suggest individual ones. Prepare your tenderloin however you want but cut it into thick steaks, sear them then wrap those in pastry. the other pro to doing this is that the cooking time is faster so the pastry doesn’t get soggy.

A finely shredded cabbage, mushroom, and shallot mixture could Irish it up. Use just the thin leaf parts and trim the thicker stem part so you retain the taste but don’t ruin the softness of the mixture or get a bag of green cabbage shredded for coleslaw

It requires a creep to have at least one non rapists friend who hasn’t yet become sick of the rapists shitty attitude towards women.

Those shareholders are going to buy the dip and increase their percentage of share ownership.

Should really make the eyes bigger so they aren’t so life-like.

The man on the right says to the man of the left, “Take a step towards me and we will meet in the middle”

The man on the left says “In the spirit of bipartisanship, of course I will” and takes a step towards the man on the right.

The man on the right takes a step back, smiles and says “Take a step towards me and we will meet in the middle.”

We’re all too broke to be spend 50-100% more on vegan food when we are stuck in a capitalist hellscape.

Eating is a need, eating ethically is a nice idea when rent/mortgage, utilities aren’t taking up 70-80% of people’s paychecks.

This is that person’s meet-cute with the term meet-cute.

Here they were asking some innocuous question only to be dogpiled with the answer he never knew he needed to know.