Murse

…I really need to stock up on fireworks. That type of evil being snuffed out calls for fireworks.

Nervously stands up, takes microphone, and looks down at a sheet of paper: “-clears throat- Sure, I can help with that!..”

…I mean, we’re still stuck with a king, sooo…

Shouldn’t there be two guys behind Mitch’s corpse, too?

“…oh, the order was for morphine? I misread it as a 1L IV bolus of bleach. My bad, won’t happen again.”

An acceptable outcome nonetheless.

The cure is the same regardless of the name of the Nazi.

The cure is the same for that disease, too. Preserving one Nazi from fear of the next is not the approach we need. Kill enough of them and they’ll eventually get the message.

Mid 30s.

Work, sleep, work, sleep, energy drink, work, sleep, energy drink, work, sleep, energy drink, work half a shift, 2nd energy drink, with 2nd half of shift, fucking crash into a vegetative state for a weekend.

Typical week.

Not doing great. >_>

“I would like to hear how you would explain to my children what you’re supposed to be.”

“I’m dressed up as the body part our president used to rape other children just like you!”

Fee*

Common mistake. That’ll be, uh… this many dollars!

Calm down, calm down. We can compromise like reasonable people here: meet in the middle by ripping him into three pieces.

Yeah that was staged as fuck. Days later he didn’t have so much as a scab. A hangnail takes longer to heal than that shit.

All they had to do was sacrifice a pawn in the audience, and they got their photo op.

Neither do criminal, in Trump’s case. The only justice he isn’t immune to is vigilante, and I’m not holding my breath for that outcome either.

Plot twist: the guy they arrested only tried to kill Kirk, but missed. Turns out some someone else had the same idea at the same time, landed their shot, and spent the next several days confused as hell reading headlines about the shooter turning himself in.

“T minus 10… 9… 8… 7…” System restarting for updates, do not power off… … … Yo, wanna back up all your shit? Click here to let us save a copy of all your shit to our servers! <Yes> <Ask me again tomorrow> Ehhh check that out, it’s time for your FREE upgrade to Windows 11! Click here to… wow, fucking rude. Alright. How about an office suite? Ya want an office suite?? Nevermind that Office is already installed, this one’s special! …what are you a fucking peasant or something? Alright fine, here’s access back to your peasant-ass operating system and an image of a cartoon cat wearing a wrestling belt for some fucking reason. 🖕

“…-T THE FUCK ARE DOING, I SAID ABORT DAMNIT! THE WIND PICKED UP, HARD! YOU CAN’T BRING THE FUEL TANK THROUGH THAT MUCH TURBU–” explodes

Looks like they’re interchangeable. In a clinical setting I’ve only ever used or heard it called a pannus. We even stock “pannus retractors” (basically a sticker with Velcro on the back - sticker part slaps onto the pannus, whole thing gets pushed wherever you need it, then Velcro straps connect to that to hold it on place).

This might be a regional thing, too - chips vs fries kind of situation. Not sure where you’re posting from; I’m in that weird unstable area with all the guns that some orange neanderthal has been busy raping for the last couple of years.

Protests do work… when the people on the receiving end of that message understand that ignoring them is a mortal liability.

Protests stop working when they accomplish nothing and fail to escalate.

Sounds like another CEO could use a high-velocity pat on the back.

Quick search shows a lot of residential and commercial options - a legit scrub sink would probably be overkill, albeit novel. Just bleach the hell out of it if you go the scrub route - those things nasty.