Wait, what’s wrong with Hugh Jackman?

The Solar System

Bottle opener. Or spoon, even. Just barely lift the edge of the lid to let in a little air.

I didn’t read the linked article but from skimming the intro, it seems they found that unprovoked men are more likely to be violent but hell hath no fury like a provoked woman?

I initially connected your previous sentence, so I incorrectly thought it was the victim statistics that evened out, and the disparity was because the male victims were provoking, i.e. asking for it.

Any day we’re all breathing is a good day

Be well, friend

Lashes? You want them to look fabulous?

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She didn’t seek out this publicity. She and Bill did ask that their testimony be in open court rather than behind closed doors, (don’t we all want to hear Bill testify how well Trump sucked his dick?) and she’s calling for Congress to do what everyone here wants them to do; hold Trump to account for his crimes against children and women.

All songs with sirens should start with an advisory, like in the lyrics by the lead singer, with the opening chords, so it plays every time.

“Yo, motherfuckers, we got sirens comin’ up in this bitch, so crack a window in case the popo sneak up on your ass during the chorus.”

(Hello fellow kids do we still say popo?)

Would you arrange your bromo bricks to form circles, or waves, or just go wackadoodle?

As an oldster who becomes more progressive (and shorter) every year I have to disagree.

Knowing dogs he’s gonna eat that

Do IQs go into negative numbers?

RELEASE THE CATEN!

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Live your dreams! Nobody knows what’s under there, just go nuts with the whole box like a kindergartner who’s just figured out how to peel the tabs by themselves. Just, if you get the urge to band-aid your nips, try to be sure your areolas are under the not-sticky part.

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Yes as a city dweller I take it for granted that my taxes pay for a professional fire-and-rescue service.

Other Safe Haven locations are hospitals, which makes sense, and some police stations (although I can’t imagine a worse place to leave a baby!)

Well, where did you think new firefighters come from?

Most fire stations in the US have at least one person trained as a paramedic/EMT and in many places all of them have at least some medical training. Because in a lot of places fire trucks arrive, there’s people who need immediate medical help.

So they have the basic skills to keep a newborn baby alive until they can get it to a hospital. And if it’s older and healthy, they can just play with it and feed it and clean it as needed until Child Services arrives or it grows up and joins the crew.

I agree that the MSM headline says so but even the story goes on to say they were invited to the SOTU. Every story I read comes down to the same. And I have been looking for any images or quotes of the official invitation to confirm one way or the other and haven’t found it. I know he called and spoke to the men, and invited THEM to the White House. Then he said he’d be impeached if he didn’t bring the women’s team too. That’s not exactly an invitation to them.