This is just a picture. Where is your link to an article?

I upvote every owl picture I see.

Not my birthday. It’s the type of cake. White cake with sprinkles baked into it.

Not my birthday. It’s the type of cake. White cake with sprinkles baked into it.

I ate a slice of $2.50 birthday cake. My life is really terrible right now.

Edit: birthday cake is cake with sprinkles baked into it. It’s not my birthday.

With all due respect if I lose my house then life isn’t worth living anymore. I don’t own a car. I don’t have a family.

I was a developer. I’ve been getting project management certifications to career pivot. I would like to go back to tech, but I’m gaining skills to leave the industry. I can’t survive another year without a full time job that pays moderately.

Today is Tuesday. Since when did the DMV have to do with anything involving parts? Don’t they only issue licences? You’re a weird bot aren’t you?

I’m about to eat my bootstraps.

Everyone wants me to make sacrifices without ever lifting a finger to help me. I’m too busy upskilling, job hunting, and doing part time physical labor.

I’ll tell you what you send me help with bills, my mortgage, or food then we’ll talk about me doing something you want me to do.

I lost my job because of cuts in May. I haven’t been able to find full time employment since. I’m not sure I’m going to recover.

Oh you are right. This article is a mess. They didn’t even name the driver that killed the guy.

Oh this is crazier than I initially imagined. My first gut reaction was conspiracy. If it is then there’s some collateral damage.

A driver of a blue Ford intentionally ran over a Homeland Security Investigation special agent resulting in him being on the hood of the vehicle.

Fucking Christ I just want a fucking job. I’m going to be homeless because my dumbass fellow country men demanded a senile rapist to lead the country along with his cabal of mutant freaks. I fucking hate it here.

No. It’s not ethical. What the fuck is wrong with you? Don’t physically abuse children.

Coming from the USA this seems like an insane thing to do. And we’re fucking crazy.

Sleeper cell spam account.

Does insulting people usually work out getting them to agree with you? I’ll return the sentiment. You’re either a teenager or some tankie troll. Either way I don’t believe your opinion is worth considering.

You’re projecting a lot on me and writing scrawling nonsense. You don’t know me at all.

I’m not trusting the woman that accused “Jewish Space Lasers” of starting California wild fires.