Butthole Snorters

Front Toward Enemy

Bears make their own porridge to feed to cubs. So it’s a win/win.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You Hear?

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I think this sums it up. Regardless of your opinion as a parent you have to trust and respect your children. This is multipled by how many “other kids” get to do a thing.

You can’t lock them away. Unfortunately this has become the current generations social platform and entertainment. If you don’t have it, you’re a weird kid.

There is this razor edge of control and freedom you have to dance as a parent all the time, not just with Roblox.

Just have to go balls deep to get there.

He weaponized stupidity

Good point, I was going to say the little legs night help it not get sucked up. But I think in reality it would work more like an arrow tip and rip your asshole further if you tried pulling it back out.

This is peak ship form:

Also the one on the far left fits up your bum easier.

I’m trying to foster this kind of energy.

I didn’t even have to search much…

Minotaur Smut

My motto is if a thing has a hole or a pole someone wrote about fucking it. I say “it”, because whatever it is can be an anthropomorphic toaster. Probably called “Hot Toasted Love” or “Butter my Bread”.

Edit:, now I started down a dark rabbit hole… Which is also fucked in a book most likely.

I think about this everytime someone reference this buffoon.

Joe Rogan is like some barbarian Khan from the steppes that took an interest in intellectual things and his podcast is basically him bringing slightly nervous scholars and magicians to come before him to explain how the world works

“glasses man, you explain to Joe why sky big, and how tree grow” but he will also believe almost anything you tell him, and only recently (in the past few years) does he clap back like

“Tiny hat man say otherwise, do you lie to Joe? tiny hat man say fat not bad for you, that sugar is enemy, so which is truth? Joe thinks you are wrong” and people just nervously go

“oh-oh ok h-Haha yeah i guess so”

“Joe spend many moons on horseback and training with bow and arrow, but Joe also wonder why skyfire rise from mountains every morning, you will explain this to Joe”

He’s just filling out his upper class criminal card at this point. Used to get to turn those in for a free weekend at Epstein’s. Guarantee this depravity is still going on, so now they get to go to Epstein’s island mk II.

You could write a whole novel on Trump’s criminal record. There are so many, just fucking pick one. One is enough to lock him up for life.

We got pages and pages of proof and years of other allegations dating way back before his presidency and everyone is just “meh”. How would they like if it was their daughter or son that bastard stuck his tiny dick in?

Personally if my child was his victim, I’d be arrested but I’d Gary Plauché the sick pedo.

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My in-laws are these kind of people. They voted for a lot of politicians, local and federal, because their church told them to because these politicians didn’t support abortion. That’s all they needed, no other policy or information required. If they questioned it they’d get ostracized from their church circle, so why bother.

If we chatted about these politicians. Typically they were not aware of the deeper topics and would genuinely be disturbed by them, but their responses always went back to, well I just can’t vote for X they are pro-abortion and the church doesn’t support that.

They need someone to tell them what to do and they cling to these groups because they have never been self sufficient.

But it’s fully furnished! Including an oven that may or may not been used to cook children in. Also a canning room with jars of either poison or healing salves, up to you to find out!

True, everyone ignores that obvious fact and here we are. Thousands of years of history repeating itself. The systems have evolved, but not the people.

So all we did was get really good at oppression and making everyone else think it’s the victims problem, so the power stays at the top.