Maxxie

I can’t do full moon, is there an option for lycanthropycally-challenged?

Hello I accidentally sacrificed Hamster Pro Max to my regular Pro router. There weren’t any warnings or errors it just took its soul, and now when I turn it on the light flashes red 3 times and for a few seconds I can see the eighth circle of hell where Diviners are forced to walk backwards blinded by their own tears.

What I want to ask is, can I extend the timer to at least a minute? This super cute witch winked at me, but when I try to ask her out all I hear are screams of the damned and then the connection goes down please help me.

me, a chrome-dome:

Does this imply freebsd will make you want to kys

How come Eurykittus but not Dionyasus 😿

are those numbers also sourced from ai

It parrots whatever the person with access to its model wants, but aside from that I agree it is the objective source of truth in the universe.

Love the format, such shade

Give cyclists lanes, so they wouldn’t have to stand in a half metre gap between an 18-wheeler and a traffic barrier covered in mix of 19th century soot and souls of the damned. Then they’ll follow the rules, case in point: entire Denmark.

Been thinking about upgrading networking at my homelab, I’m this close to surrendering to the siren of Tailscale. Like I’m under no illusion about venture-capital “open-source” but their tools look so good…

Its over chat, she doesn’t support copyleft 💔

operator is a person capable of understanding the consequences of their actions.

the hottest thing you can say in 2026 💦

incoherent zerg screeching

is that an 8.5" phoenix feather core fir wand in your pocket or are you that happy to see me

I’m the kind of user that spends a whole weekend to fix a driver issue for an obscure 2000s sound card, then proceeds to erase the entire process from memory to repeat it from scratch on a new system next year.

Me: I’ll never be a simp!
King Kropotkin:

don’t talk to me until I’ve had my radithor

So BBC editing trump’s jan6 speech unfavourably is a crime against liberty, but this is fine huh

what the hell I want that

but like, you can version control your entire os config how cool is that. I do agree its… time-consuming, which is why I haven’t jumped in yet