Brain yes, mouth to ass, no.
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Marthirial@lemmy.worldto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Trampolines are socially-accepted pens for kids
10·2 days agohow do you write with a trampoline?
Such insight. Every single tourist place in this world is going to have a “real life” ecosystem nearby.
Marthirial@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Hegseth Goes to War Against Photographers Taking Bad Pictures of HimEnglish
8·4 days agoThat is exactly where the mind of brilliant commanders need to be in times of war.
Marthirial@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Millions of Americans can now claim Canadian citizenship by descent. But they have to prove it
2·6 days agoI read it as dissent and was already gathering all my memes to prove it. What a let down 😦
Marthirial@lemmy.worldto
A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•This Fall, Florida Students Will Be Forced to Take “Anti-Communist” Classes
32·6 days agoOther states should require to disclose the if you are coming from those states so you can be quarantined as someone with mental issues.
That’s because you don’t have a MAGA in your brain.
They know it is coming from OP but keep the ruse going to avoid crushing what they consider OPs only source of self gratification and pleasure going on in OPs otherwise unremarkable life.
Marthirial@lemmy.worldto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Hegseth declares, 'I only speak American' to room full of foreign leadersEnglish
5·9 days agoturning into 🫠
Marthirial@lemmy.worldto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL it takes the average mammal 12 seconds to poop.English
4·10 days agoTaco Bell: Hold my taco…
Marthirial@lemmy.worldto
politics @lemmy.world•Bill to require factual teaching about U.S. Capitol attack clears Va. General Assembly
5·13 days agoAs life becomes more safe and comfortable, we hairless apes tend to crave conflict to give us meaning, like Norway, one of the richest and highly educated countries also being the cradle of Satanic Black Metal.
In America, litigation is the last bastion of controlled conflict so all this makes absolute sense.
AI. It is AI meme slop. Nobody told those bozos they are one r away from Epic Furry.
38 years here. Last time it was a root canal at an illegal dentist practice running inside a prison where the Doctor was serving 50 years for murder.
Marthirial@lemmy.worldto
Progressive Politics@lemmy.world•Iran prepares gravesite for US soldiers
31·27 days agoA huge fire pit would have been more cost effective, fast, and intimidating.
Marthirial@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Erika Kirk Allegedly Linked to Sex Trafficking Network as Her Pastor Faces Child Trafficking Counts
26·27 days agoI am going to teach my daughter that the most dangerous and predatorial thing in this country are White Christian Conservatives.
Hey, don’t talk shit about his snowman.
Marthirial@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•JD Vance and his 40 cars visit Milan, Italy 🇮🇹English
12·1 month agoUnless you are not in America, being surprise at the incompetence and stupidity of these fuckers in power is unacceptable.
Even better Santorum burgers.
Right. It’s like the metric system. Americans would throw anything to the ICEtapo except what actually works to stop the ICEtapo.



The fact that it is 100% plausible today is the worrying part.