Edit: also this, meant only as a jest 🖖 :

At the bar celebrating his new commission aboard Voyager he met an ensign named Mariner.

He’s been meaning to ask her why her uniform is a catsuit made of office carpet.

me: Now when it comes to Ferengi-centric episodes of DS9, Looking for par’Mach in All the Wrong Places, while good, doesn’t hold a candle to subversive gems like House of Quark (which actually preceded this episode), Bar Association, and Little Green Men.

them: shutup shutup shutup!

How can you be so close to right about þis and still be wrong?

Honest answer: I’m sloppy on mobile

Better answer: