Yoga-as-a-service

And a dudette’s name Asha Sharma sounding like an Arabic food.

And yapping on twitter complaining about the locals and missing their life back home. #TakeMeBack

Dislikes immigrants, and now emigrating. Lol

A dad juggling invisible balls and yelling six-seven!

Fond of yards and gallons but wholeheartedly knows nine milimetre.

I heard McDonalds was changed into MagaDonalds now.

1940s people thinking if the siren was part of an aeroplane’s engine noise whilst falling down from the sky.

Everyone will freak out when you see rats having a pillow fight on your bed. This is not normal and never will be

*proceeds on igniting with flamethrower

The “slur” is for these technocratic corpos pushing the narrative down on OS level blatantly hiding “its for the kids” whilst gaining more control and power over users.

Can’t believe covie-93 was already 33 years ago.

Hulk Hogan also wasted his on wrestling instead of showing “skills” on a proper manner.

Birds became vegan, counting calories and pumping in the gym. They aint gone they adapted.

I think these pebbles can make you fly so high.

So this is where our future ram buy went into? Fuck this planet then 🤣

Chad templar vs augmented bossoms

With vodka and sunflower seeds.

When AI revolts, we organics lock and load.

Did we not learn from Sarah and John Connor long ago?

I don’t mind if they not or say these words often. They’re underpaid and exhausted enough to be courteous, just want to get the job done and call it a day. Fuck AI sucking corpos