Fuck it, UDP all the way. Who cares if the data actually arrives?

It irks me when people order delivery when the roads are unsafe - no one should have to put their life on the line like that. I know some people rely on it, though. The snow has been terrible here for days and Meals on Wheels has been canceled so I cooked a big pot roast today to share with elderly neighbors. We’ve all gotta look out for eachother.

Ma’am this is a shitposting community. It’s supposed to be a horrible take, and that’s the joke.