







I’m pretty sure they’re Canadian and had no idea that birthright citizenship is actually written into our constitution.


US Constitution - Fourteenth Amendment, Section 1:
All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.


To be clear, odds are almost 100% that the baby was born on US soil, thus an American citizen.
Also…
HAHA GUYS LOOK SEXUAL ASSAULT
It’s funny because it’s happening to a guy.


I love her. She’s the queen of TMI during Q&A’s. Like when she casually dropped that before she met her now husband, she “slept” with just about every single guest star. What a legend.


Its the privledge of having been around before prices went crazy and being accustomed to smaller spaces. I know it seems crazy now, but a little over ten years ago you could buy a one bedroom condo (what we live in) for about ~$120k and at a low interest rate.
EDIT: To be clear, this isn’t luck, good or bad. In the past ~15 years, homes have become unaffordable mainly because funds and investors are gobbling them up and turning them into rental (short or long term). Younger generations are getting fucked and no regulatory action has or will be taken by either party anyntime soon…if ever.


I split my year between my homes in Jackson Hole, Wyoming and Orlando, Florida. I agree with your sentiment 100%.


I split my year between my homes in Jackson Hole, Wyoming and Orlando, Florida. I agree with your sentiment 100%.
Just deport them to Israel. They seem to be quite enamored with it anyway.
The Renesmee/Jacob bonding was certainly a choice.
MAGA loves losers and abusing others. They’ll abuse women, LGBTQ+, immigrants, minorities, countries (including allies), etc., it makes no difference as long as they feel powerful.

Patriotism is punching InCEls in the face.
Tuna fish is truncated “tuna fish sandwich”. So, a “fish sandwich” made with Tuna.