Heehee you’re not wrong. Maybe I should’ve been more specific while stating the obvious: Newborn babies spend most of the day sleeping but wake up frequently & briefly for maintenance needs.

That’s fantastic but damn …are Rhode Islanders extra clumsy & prone to catastrophic bodily damage & constantly in need of hospitals?

Aah I haven’t read that one yet. I recall it being popular & highly recommended.

Thank you for understanding. You get it.

This former Kroger employee explained that Kroger does indeed have a tendency to display their sale items like this.

And this comment .

I’m reading through all the comments and you seem to be the only one who has acknowledged what this post is actually about.

Everyone else is complaining about the price of pasta sauce.

Sadly It’s a bit worse than that and I think we need to pause for a moment of solemnity.

😥 Reminds me of “Of Mice & Men” the devastating ending where Lenny’s brother had to kill Lenny because Lenny had become too much trouble & danger to keep around anymore 😞

Was this inspired by this?

You’re gonna have to invent it. You can do it. I believe in you.

Seems to be a trending theme today.

To be fair, babies do sleep a lot. But they also wake up a lot. So we’ve gotta be constantly ready for whatever their vibe is.

What’s this about Massachusetts providing healthcare for all their citizens? Is this true?

Hmm today I learned that asteroids can also be moons! Was it just floating around freely like any other asteroid until it got caught into the orbit of Mars, then got stuck there forever?

No, people did not go around asking each other if they liked Bill Cosby in the 1980s, especially not one blink away from general anesthesia.

Thank goodness technology has evolved and all that confusion is in the past.

Only a cereal killer would commit such an atrocity.

I am so tired of political spam texts. Now they’re political spam sexts.

Seeing Michelle dancing to that Bruno Mars song on the Ellen show was, um, nuts.

Apparently ya gotta be loud to be heard. Shuddup Jack Black. Let some more important people have a moment in the spotlight.