New summer Olympic event.

Taint

Unless you’ve survived a Dutch Oven. #neverForget

Is that an Improvised Urinary Device?

Those treats better have some fiber

Mike Tyson can pronounce the word for that ear hearing thingy.

Annnnnnd Fuuuuuuuurius anger

True. Fucking alien prick destroys a whole city center by throwing people’s cars and smashing into buildings just to almost capture Lex. Next day you wake up to find your car smashed and your office destroyed. Does insurance cover this?

The famous @ asshole sand! Epic

Are you on the Temu or the Amazon so that I can get some good boot straps and choke myself to ejaculation?

That water was in its way to somewhere, though. What is that other area gonna look like now that this device intercepts the water?

Ah, I think it’s for hanging Christmas lights.

I recently read a fortune from a cookie that said this. Verbatim.

Even when responding to a douche?

I think it’s “Douché” in this case.

Username does not completely check out in this case.

Here with his Praptor!

You nailed it, Kevin.

Crispín?

Yes