I’ve never forgotten that I’ve dished out a handful of pills and pelicanned them in one go

As someone who can genuinely swallow ~15 pills in one go, I don’t have this problem :D

After you do that, if you press a piece of toilet paper flush against the tip you’ll see there’s still a spot there which would end up in your underwear

Tale as old as time

You know

No it’s not

It’s one thing you not finding it appealing, another you feeling the need to tell us, and yet ANOTHER that

i cant see how anyone could find her appealing

Mate

their innocence was the ideal match for his natural genius

That makes… no sense. Except to nonces I suppose

Nice stuff like appreciating walks in the forest, woodworking, etc

Someone should tell these men that you’re allowed to do this stuff when you have a partner, hell the partner can even join in

Sigourney Weaver vibes

The mushroom (not that it’d take his weight)

Yeah but they’re massive and good quality

Yeah i dont know if this fits shitpost

Google says it’s an adverb to mean daily… but then goes on to give an example as two words

Ehh we’re humans, our biggest trait is our adaptability