Gumby

Sounds like Trump’s trying to do a Bay of Pigs 2

Yeah, but he doesn’t have the rabid cult of personality

And happy trails.

Maybe you broke your face

That’s nice for him. He does love being given awards. Even when it’s an award that someone else won.

Run away. And ideally try to lock it into a room on my way out.

as high of quality

Aren’t Teslas famously NOT high quality? Like, at all? Glued on plastic body panels and whatnot? Can’t take it through a car wash without frying all the electronics (oh, but don’t worry, we added a special “car wash” button just for that!)?

Aww, the poor fascists’ feelings are getting hurt?

How much do you want to bet that every single person named is a political enemy of Trump, and she kept her mouth shut about everybody else?

I want some of whatever you’re taking