I don’t mean to be a pessimist, but Tesla doesn’t care about car sales. Their chief moneymaker is selling Tesla tokens to Wall Street, which do not correlate with Tesla’s company performance in any meaningful way.

While looking for an early painting of black Jesus, I found an early painting of trans positive white Jesus, which is a nice consolation prize

But I am a little confused about how I should feel about it. I really wish there were some sort of purple pentagram over an explicit emotion indicator on this safe picture

I just wish there were a cheaper way to read them than buying and reselling the comics. The scans were terrible, when last I checked.

A friend in high school was a fantastic artist. Whenever they had a spare moment, you’d see them doodling people and places and animals or just tessellating. But there was one thing they could never draw, monkeys.

Monkey faces are just too close to a human’s, so their instincts led them to draw cute little monkeys with the faces oddly close to children. It really ate away at them, until they finally managed to overcome their issue with practice. Number 5 reminded me of that. Though it seems more intentional

I was expecting “make America great again” so I misread it as “make America rape again.” I feel like someone should have looked over their propaganda to prevent this sort of thing

Maybe people disliked my fun fact, maybe I came off the wrong way, maybe people took offense at my typo. It doesn’t matter much. I comment for me! (This comment included)

What do you mean? I’ve never seen a romulan dressed even a little ostentatiously. Even their military leadership dressed plainly

No, that’s just random being random. In order for something truly random to feel less random to the average person, you have to reduce the repetition.

With soup

From what I understand, green potatoes are rendered harmless by boiling, as the poisons are water soluble. Though they are not rendered inactive by boiling, they are diffused through the water, rendering it inadvisable to reuse for boiling other foods. Following that, harvesting these poisons is relatively easy and a good way to get Cheney, that asshole, to keep to his own fucking food.

Not disagreeing, trying to keep food waste down.

“…Musk reportedly finished the meeting with his trademark helicopter heil before calling back the departing assembly to order the death of every active rescue worker. When questioned on his reasoning, he’s said to have shouted “they’re all pedophiles” before stubbing his toe on a flat floor.”

entire hog carcass

Oh no, you’re getting select cuts of offal and skin and water retention agents.

For at least a few decades, I’ve been hearing complaints about American city planning intentionally excluding people who choose to, or can do nothing but, walk. Making it mandatory to arrive via automobile, that’s what they’re complaining about.

The first I’d heard of this was a rich area in socal being completely inaccessible to the homeless because it was rimmed entirely by freeways. No way to leave or enter safely without a car and few groceries just outside. A local food desert. Or a food fort

With that said, half of MetLife’s exterior is walkable, according to some maps. A long walk around a freeway is part of it. I’m not a fan of an extra 10 minutes of walking with industrial scenery but it seems fine enough

“In this box, you’ll find the trauma. And in this box, the generational trauma. And- *smack* pay attention when I’m explaining. QUIET YOUR SHRIEKING Or I’ll have to repeat myself. And in this one-“

Don’t give the Pauls any attention, their brand hinges upon being highly visible heels, so any attention is a net positive. They got their start by hiring a PR firm to spread the idea that they are pieces of shit. Now they’re making millions off of society’s collected hate.

Are the bots testing currently? It just seems like the silliest, least consequential nonsense being posted by them

You nailed my current distro like an unattended canine in front of a cheap restaurant!

Damn. Were I a politician doing something like that, I’d be terrified of being lit on fire. It is utterly bizarre how little these folks fear being lit on fire.

I legitimately thought they were a Jewish vagrant and a barely sane mma enthusiast. It’s taken me years, but I’ve finally unhooked myself from mainstream pop culture. Whew! Thanks, lemmy!