… and Rolf Harris created a TV show about art for children starring children

I believe the original police was created in Britain in the late 1820’s by Robert Peel. It was another 30 years for it to be copied in the US. As a UK citizen I can only apologise although much like your government you created something much much worse. Quite the achievement based on how bad our own police are, and government.

Can confirm, mine prompted me to inject bleach

Unfortunately it wouldn’t be practical as it would mean replacing and replicating everything that exists on SharePoint, Azure, Power BI and a multitude of other MS services used by thousands of users.