“I only see one Lebaron, Freddy.”

Not only is masturbation fine, it’s actually healthy. I think the problem here is pornography addiction – scrambles the brain and can lead to needing more and more graphic stimulation. I’m not blaming the actors, and im not saying it is all bad (in fact, I’m pro porn). Im just saying, like junk food and tv, pornography needs to be enjoyed in moderation. Meanwhile, masturbation is healthy in and of itself – whack or rub to your heart’s content.

I totally agree. Any overt suggestion that any US citizen should take up arms against the gov is an automatic red flag to me. FBI? Maybe. Russian Incitement? Maybe. I dunno who, but I don’t believe it’s just some dude from Sweden suggesting it.

PSA Time: Also, if you’re considering anything like that, please call a mental crisis helpline immediately. Those are not healthy thoughts, and you may be a danger to yourself and others.

Honestly. i think Facebook only still exists because of Marketplace.

“I say Geneva, you hear Helsinki?!”

What a fun film.

Being from the UP and having lived many years in Marquette, that yooper accent is so far off I can hardly watch it. I like the humor tho, and i’ve watched a fair chunk of the show.

It’s a great Ghostbusters movie. No argument here.

Everybody looks at me crazy when I say Running Scared with Paul Walker was a pretty great movie. I also think Paul Walker could have vied for any role Marky Mark got had he not died.

Cabin Boy is fucking weird and wonderful. Very weird tho. But wonderful too, while being super duper weird.

I love that weird wonderful movie.

Plus it makes you look like a fucking douchebag tool. Fuck a tie.

Dude, it was him against Dr. Oz. At the time, anything was better than a celeb snake oil salesman who lives in New Jersey. I still think Fetterman is a better pick than Oz or McCormick, but I am disappointed by his voting record.

Maybe… I guess Id rather see a law that makes it illegal to stop someone from gathering or donating discarded food. I dont want a restaurant or grocery store to have to fuck around with record keeping and shit. I just want them to have to allow someone to do the right thing if it’s not going to be them doing the right thing.

Or puce?

The old kenwood car cd players had an “att” button that instantly dropped the volume to background noise. It was fucking awesome and I used it all the time. I want that button on everything that makes noise.

Did scientists learn that by watching giraffes?

On the surface it seems like you’re being encouraging. Too bad i’ve skimmed a history book at least once in my life.

Oh fuck. We need that law in the states.

A good Xfiles episode is a lot like a good TOS episode – campy and fucking ridiculous, but man is it a good time.

Dont worry… Scully will reason/explain/pseudoscience it away with the voiceover at the end.

I mean, it’s just common sense.